Drabantia

Posted by eklas on 24 July 2016 in English. Last updated on 11 August 2016.

As a few of you might have noticed, a new country, Drabantia (formerly UL108e), appeared on the map. Let me tell you something about my intentions with it.

Climate and geography

Drabantia is an underachiever in terms of geography. The highest mountain is going to be 1500 m tall at most, the lowest point the lake (I’ll consent on that with the neighbouring countries.) The climate is going to be Kopper Dfb, again not breaking any records.

Population

Drabantia is an underachiever in terms of population, too. The total inhabitant count is not going to reach 5,000,000 people. (Edit: It actually did, the final population I’m going for is 5,390,000.) The largest city will have 200,000 inhabitants at most (part because I don’t like large, crowded cities and part because I’m lazy.)

Wealth

While not the most wealthy country, Drabantia maintains a high standard of living.

Politics

Politics in Drabantia are boring. There is not much happening, the government is center-liberal and left-leaning since, like, 1850.

International relations

Drabantia is irrelevant and rarely gets to throw its 2¢ in on international level. However, that’s also the reason it has never been threatened or invaded: because no one really cares about it.

The country is open to all international relations, though. Just message me if you want to trade embassies!

Resources and industry

Thanks to the government infiltrated by the Green Party, the few natural resources Drabantia has are rather unexploited. It’s not like they’re anything very valuable anyway: the major ones include granite, clay and glass sand.

Drabantia is an industrial country. If you don’t mind the strict environmental rules, you can open a bussiness in there too: just message me (and wait till like, october, I’ll have designed some industrial and retail areas by then hopefully).

Greatest achievements and inventions

The following are things Drabantians are proud of:

  • Contact lenses
  • Press freedom
  • Potato pies

The alternative motto of the country, by the way, is “Humble does it.”

Also:

Check out Drabantia’s page on OGWiki!

Check out Bum!, Drabantia’s most popular lifestyle/humor magazine!

Oh, also: I’m currently away from my computer. Most of the changes will be done in ~ this fall.

Location: Drahanská Rovná, okres Velboř, Drabantia

Discussion

Comment from kingfries on 24 July 2016 at 16:43

Really, Really awesome wiki article, really impressive. and the magazine: Dying of laughter, lmo ,,I would intro yo mo to some 420 yo’’ *chokes from laughing Really great, thanks alot for sharing this.

Comment from eklas on 24 July 2016 at 17:50

Thanks! I’m considering getting an OGNews account, but I’m not sure whether my satirical posts would fit in with the other “normal” news. I might just stick to the diary and post more here, eventually.

Comment from kingfries on 24 July 2016 at 17:58

Depends on it… If you post things in such a way that we all see the satire, you know just like all these wannabe-newspaper where they write more about celebrity babies and stuff than actual news than yes, that could work out. ,,Drabantia rated best location to go and hunt pokemon’’ and then be all serious about that, lol.

Comment from eklas on 24 July 2016 at 18:15

That gives me an idea- we should definitely have something like Pokemon Go in OGF! Well, I’ll leave it to the game dev studios we have (I forgot their names but I happened to stumble across them while I was browsing wiki once, so they exist.)

Comment from niels20020 on 24 July 2016 at 19:13

Your wiki article about Drabantia looks great and Bum! is so funny, please create more of these articles.

Yes!!! We should definitely have an OGF-version of Pokemon Go! That would be great :D

Comment from Thunderbird on 24 July 2016 at 19:19

Oh gosh, Bum! is hilarious! Very creative, I love it! You should add to it!

Comment from Yuanls on 24 July 2016 at 20:05

Very nice stuff going on! I’d also like to see some OGF version of Pokemon GO here.

Comment from eklas on 24 July 2016 at 20:18

Thank you all so much! And since I’m having a lot of fun writing Bum! articles, you can expect a small update here and there.

Comment from kingfries on 24 July 2016 at 20:34

Gotta Map ‘Em All LOL

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